Sarah had a weekend off from work. She used 1 day to sit in bed and scarf on Little Debbie snack cakes and chips. Christmas wasn't too long away. She was ready for the Christmas dinner already.
She went onto the internet to do her daily browsing of Reddit. Reddit was practically filled with stuff. So much stuff indeed. She went to her cities subreddit, a small subreddit. There, there was something incredible...
"THE GOLDEN MILE!" it said, "THE GOLDEN MILE!"
Sarah was curious, what was the Golden Mile? She considered not clicking it, but she had to. There, it brought her to a map. A map of her town with a route, highlighted in gold. She zoomed in, and on it... It was a straight mile of Fast Food restaurants. Below it were the words:
"12 restaurants, 12 meals, 1 night."
This was a genius idea. She printed out the map and folded it in her pocket. She would do this tonight, with Jake. Her phone rang. Speak of the devil, it was Jake. She held it up to her ear,
"Hello?"
"Hey."
"I've got something I need to ask you. Do you want to do the Golden Mile?"
"What's that?"
"A restaurant crawl. 12 fast food restaurants, 12 meals, 1 night."
He giggled. "Yes, I would love to. So, meet up at 8?" She said yes.
7:59 P.M.
Jake pulled up in his old cruiser. Sarah was prepared, she packed everything. She even brought some Ginger Ale for her belly if it started to ache. She got in the car and got ready for the mayhem. First restaurant, Subway.
They went inside and ordered the largest size sub they had.
"What would you like on it?" the cashier asked. She looked him right in the eye.
"Everything."
"Everything?"
"Everything..."
He stacked meat on meat, vegetables on vegetables, even cheese on cheese. She picked it up and slowly ate it. Bite by bite. She could feel her belly poke out a bit.
She finished the sandwich in a couple minutes. Next stop, McDonalds.
She pulled up to the window.
"Welcome to McDonalds, what would you like?"
"A Big Mac meal with a Coke to drink."
"That's all?"
"Yep."
"Pull up to the first window."
They pulled up and Jake paid. They handed her the meal. She quickly gulped down the fries and started on the Big Mac. The more she ate, the tighter her pants got. Her pants might not make it through the night...
After she finished her Big Mac, she headed to Burger King. When she got there, she ordered a Whopper. The Whopper was her favorite. She could eat it in one bite.
When she got her hands on the Whopper, she stuffed it in her face. She knew how many calories she was taking in, but she didn't care. She loved gaining weight.
She wasn't sure if she could make it through the night, she was already close to getting full.
"I'm not sure if I can finish..."
Jake looked at her.
"You can do it!" he cheered her on.
They went ahead and pulled into Chick Fil A.
"Welcome to Chick Fil A, what would you like to eat?"
"8 piece nugget."
"Thank you! Pull up to the next window."
As they reached the next window, Sarah was already feeling full. But she took the nuggets and stuffed them. And as I thought, her pants didn't make it through the night.
Pop!
Her button flew off her jeans. She was proud of herself, and it just made her hungrier. She drove over to Panda Express. She walked inside and ordered Orange Chicken and Chow Mein. She grabbed a fork and stuffed her face full of food. People were looking at her stuff and her jeans that were now broken. She was on her way to being fat.
To Be Continued...
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